The Eiffel Tower above the Paris rooftops in evening light

CDG · France · 22°

Fake book a luxury trip to Paris

Pastries, posture, and a waiter who has judged you already. Choose the flight, the suite and the helicopter — then pay nothing at all.

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No account · No payment · Nothing booked

What Paris costs here

Money you will not be spending

2 190 kr
Economy, from
25 270 kr
First Class, from
6 240 kr
Absurd suite, per night

Indicative fictional prices. Real flights and hotels are not searched, quoted or sold — see our terms.

Why fake-book Paris?

Because the real one costs a fortune

A week in Paris in the cabin you actually want is a genuinely uncomfortable number. Here it is the same number, and it costs nothing, and you get the same fifteen seconds of feeling wealthy.

Because the booking is the fun part

Picking the seat, the suite and the yacht day is the bit your brain enjoys. The airport is not. We kept the first part and deleted the rest, along with the vacation and the money.

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