Le Morne mountain rising above the lagoon in Mauritius

MRU · Mauritius · 29°

Fake book a luxury trip to Port Louis

A lagoon the colour of a screensaver you had in 2004. Choose the flight, the suite and the helicopter — then pay nothing at all.

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What Port Louis costs here

Money you will not be spending

11 900 kr
Economy, from
137 330 kr
First Class, from
33 920 kr
Absurd suite, per night

Indicative fictional prices. Real flights and hotels are not searched, quoted or sold — see our terms.

Why fake-book Port Louis?

Because the real one costs a fortune

A week in Port Louis in the cabin you actually want is a genuinely uncomfortable number. Here it is the same number, and it costs nothing, and you get the same fifteen seconds of feeling wealthy.

Because the booking is the fun part

Picking the seat, the suite and the yacht day is the bit your brain enjoys. The airport is not. We kept the first part and deleted the rest, along with the vacation and the money.

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